He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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