I didn't shave. On purpose
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
