I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
