walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
a search helicopter?!
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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