Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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