FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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