Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
a search helicopter?!
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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