Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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