awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
the raccoons are back...
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