He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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