never play flip cup with pint glasses
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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