they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
