his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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