problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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