I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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