I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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