chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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