I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
