But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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