I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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