ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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