i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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