Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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