maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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