Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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