When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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