last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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