Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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