This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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