Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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