Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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