I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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