Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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