OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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