Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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