Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
