I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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