It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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