I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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