Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
