Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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