porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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