So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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