I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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