This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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