Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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