But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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