why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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