You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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