Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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