I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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