You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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