Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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