The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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