i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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