Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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